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hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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niknak79:

The truth ducks have been hiding

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taliabobalia:

freyjas:

dungeonsanddamsels:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

it looks like the cover of the great gatsby

now it is the cover of the great gatsby

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elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

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katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

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amoying:

it takes two to have anal, that’s why it’s called an anus

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lucille-is-a-vampire-bat:

does any1 remember the replacements

i do

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asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

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tapdancers:

afuckinglesbian:

WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK

there’s ANOTHER high school musical??

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